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Diablotin

IC

* Belden: We have a job to do, which does not include flirting with prostitutes.

OOC

<Ilphere> San: you failed the will save, you are now gay. Welcome to Diablotin.

<Seth> Most people come for the sex and stay for the evil, but for you it's the other way around, eh?
<Ilphere> more like come for the evil, put up with the sex

<Alma> Aahhhh who am I going to vote for ! D:
<Guillame> Whoever you'd feel better about killing if they're a crap emperor :P

<Sanadhil> "Don't worry - uncle Pavo swang that way."
<Narrator> swang? :o

<Alma> Oh those elves! So funny, those elves.
<Narrator> They talk funny and have funny clothes!
<Sanadhil> heee
<Alma> Too bad they're all going to BURN IN HELL
<Narrator> it'll be a funny hell

<Boden> D2 gives me an erection.

• Sanadhil forms the 'elven bastards' club
  
• Sanadhil is president on account of being doubly qualified
  

<@Ilphere> there's faults like having a mullet or being friends with Seth and then there's faults like being a rapist is all I'm saying

<Vess> gay sex with Seth... how could I resist

<BalthCat> Alma is not having a threesome. <BalthCat> Especially not with some houseless girl and a midget!

<Elanya> I have been looking at gay bondage all afternoon instead of working. (see: Sendhel)

<Elanya> * Loinien hires Sendhel? ;)
<Elanya> Leonien
<Debbie> lol
<Debbie> And Loinien is probably not a bad nickname for him.

• lan-store is now known as Sendhel
  
• Etir tacks a 'p' on the end of lan's name
  

Faust

OOC

(on Stjepan)
<Ya-Akove> he doesn't like anything!
<Stjepan> that's not truwe
<Stjepan> he likes swords
<Ya-Akove> we could have hot lesbo sex and he would be cranky
<Stjepan> he likes fighting
<Stjepan> he likes Sarcha
<Ya-Akove> well, I guess I could dress up like Sarcha, and Cynara could dress up like a sword, and we could have lesbo sex

Five Kingdoms

OOC

<Taharqa> (conflict only brings us closer together)
<Jola> (yeah because most of us don't have reach weapons)'

<Jola> you suck cocks in hell Cat :p
<Xavier> I was comfy.

Legacy of the Ancients

OOC

<Shul> this combat is like an allegory for all of exia
<Shul> fumbling for hours on end towards a place we don't even really want to go

Legend of the Five Rings

• @Shiba_Tsukimi takes out the map
• @Shiba_Tsukimi pees at it

<@Hida_Nari> I can't believe I forgot about horse stabbing, that used to be my favourite thing

<@Hida_Nari> I r queen of crabz

Generic

<Elanya> threesomes are complicated!

<Narrator> Steve is playing the recorder in the bathroom -_-

<@BalthCat> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:English_mass_units_graph.svg <Etir> Fuck yeah <@BalthCat> That's why you people threw the tea overboard. <@BalthCat> Sick of all the units <Etir> "So, how do we measure this?" "Well, we.. uh... ok, this spoon.. then.. er.." "You have no idea do you." "We measure it by the harbor."

<@Elanya> it is actually harder for me to get off with a woman on top ... <@Elanya> >_< <@Elanya> meN

<@Legend> I love voice recognition <@Legend> "I'm really impressed" becomes "I'm rolling in Proust"

<@Ilphere> let me tell you <@Ilphere> when I heard about the rape fields of England I was a little concerned