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Diablotin

IC

* Belden: We have a job to do, which does not include flirting with prostitutes.

(Boden) IF YOU MAKE ME CHASE YOU FAR...I'LL HURT YOU MORE!!!

[Kalman] I volunteer not to be linked to Boden, mister I CAN'T NOT YELL IN TELEPATHIC CONTACT ;p
[Boden] Hey, I've been doin' better.

(Esmena) Would you like a drink? Compliments of the house.
Boden) Yes, of course.

• Boden needs to wet his whistle before he wets his whistle.
  

[Marcelyn] . o O ( kissing girls ain't so bad neither :o )

[Loch] and I take the rod.
[Belden] You sure do Loch... You sure do.'

[Pavo] I've got a part in a play!
[Phorien] Oh yes?
[Phorien] Congratulations :)
[Pavo] Yes, Adrius told me about it...
[Pavo] I got in pretty easy... it's his sister who's putting it on... but I'm excited to be involved anyway.
[Phorien] What is it?
[Phorien] The part, I mean.
[Pavo] It's a bawdy story called My Memory is Bad and the Log Isn't Posted Yet

• Kalman can't help but groin, though this isn't ecxactly the conversation he meant to be having... oh well
  

(Kalman) (GRIN)

(Narrator_) Kalman and Loch, you take the worst of it. You take 3 points of damage each, and you are at -4 AC and -2 attack due to itching, until I let you know otherwise ;)
(Kalman) (yay :p)
(Belden) (MALE ITCH)

• Boden is quite relaxed around these two...after all its Kalmans sister and some guy I've seen get a hand job...
  

(Boden) (Rob)OOOOHHHH YEAAAH!!!! TAKE THAT YOU IZZAGUIRES CUNT BITCH! BOOOYA!!

• Creature eats cats for breakfast
• Pavo replaced Creature's cats with Folgers Crystals, lets see if he notices.

(Diablotin_Narrator) Pavo, you claw the creature's groin!

• Pavo will go pull grass if there is nothing else. [For burning a demon corpse]

(Pavo) (If I have trouble, I'll use a sickle)

Diablotin 2

IC

[Sanadhil] I met her there on my trip this past fall

[Prof_Storms] Hmm, interesting. A very isolated place, I don't believe I've ever had the chance to meet anyone from Mirithene before.

[Prof_Storms] Well, she must have made quite an impression on you, that you brought her from Mirithene for the wedding :)

• Sanadhil smiles at her
• Dozilva smiles.

[Sanadhil] She is quite charming.

[Dozilva] And we are fucking.

• Dozilva adds helpfully.

[Sanadhil] .........

[Prof_Storms] o_O

[Dozilva] Oh, I'm sorry. That is the impolite term. We are 'sleeping together'.

• Emoune chats cheerfully the rest of the way through dinner, and doesn't embarrass her son tooooo much, apart from maybe some stories about things he did when he was little.
  

[Guillame] (I will need you to prepare a detailed account of those stories during the next downtime)

[Narrator] :Hungry. Hungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungry:
[Sanadhil] [sk] Hungry for what?
[Narrator] :Sustenance:
[Sanadhil] [sk] ...sustenence?
[Narrator] :Sacrifice:

• Sanadhil frowns slightly
  
• Sanadhil eyes Seth
  

[Sanadhil] hrm.

OOC

<Ilphere> San: you failed the will save, you are now gay. Welcome to Diablotin.

<Seth> Most people come for the sex and stay for the evil, but for you it's the other way around, eh?
<Ilphere> more like come for the evil, put up with the sex

<Alma> Aahhhh who am I going to vote for ! D:
<Guillame> Whoever you'd feel better about killing if they're a crap emperor :P

<Sanadhil> "Don't worry - uncle Pavo swang that way."
<Narrator> swang? :o

<Alma> Oh those elves! So funny, those elves.
<Narrator> They talk funny and have funny clothes!
<Sanadhil> heee
<Alma> Too bad they're all going to BURN IN HELL
<Narrator> it'll be a funny hell

<Boden> D2 gives me an erection.

• Sanadhil forms the 'elven bastards' club
  
• Sanadhil is president on account of being doubly qualified
  

<@Ilphere> there's faults like having a mullet or being friends with Seth and then there's faults like being a rapist is all I'm saying

<Vess> gay sex with Seth... how could I resist

<BalthCat> Alma is not having a threesome. <BalthCat> Especially not with some houseless girl and a midget!

<Elanya> I have been looking at gay bondage all afternoon instead of working. (see: Sendhel)

<Elanya> * Loinien hires Sendhel? ;)
<Elanya> Leonien
<Debbie> lol
<Debbie> And Loinien is probably not a bad nickname for him.

• lan-store is now known as Sendhel
  
• Etir tacks a 'p' on the end of lan's name
  

<Sanadhil> I'm saying that her child will have heritage from both aspects of the serpent <Sanadhil> and tits true blood

<@BalthCat> Learn What This Former Tribe Chief Does to Avoid Divination. Almas Hate Him.

<Guillame> It is impious to have too many shenannigans.

<@Guillame> So what do you call that act? The Antiquarians!

<@Alma> I would totally do Loick sometime if you're amenable Julie :)

Diablotin 2.5: Homoventures

<Xandhil> maybe I will go for the ring of mind shielding <DiablotinNarrator> I'll assume that's from Alma... she probably hoards them <Xandhil> she just buys them up so no one else wioll have them ;p

[Xandhil] (Xan probably shapeshits to get dressed most of the time ;)
[Xandhil] (shapeshiFts!)

<Xandhil> things that are wrong: Homos in Andusk - no items match your search ;p

Mister Cat: How'd she get the air domain, is she stealing from Owl? >:| [referring to Mother Raina]
Mister Cat: oh druid
Xandhil Orecalo: yeah I was gonna say
Mister Cat: maybe that
Xandhil Orecalo: druid
Mister Cat: She's no MOTHER then >:|
Nary R. (GM): she had a kid ;) that's more that you did, BITCH
Xandhil Orecalo: hah
Mister Cat: I have many children. None of which are rats
Nary R. (GM): none of which were squeezed out your ghostly cooch
Mister Cat: Making my motherhood all the purer

<Xandhil> I should tell my father to come here just for the food @_@
<Sotiris> Perhaps it would remind him of his home - he is Cozovode, is that correct?

• Xandhil nods
  

<Xandhil> Half, anyway
<Sotiris> There are some similarities in the cuisine, I understand, although of course they do not eat meat. But olives, lemons, peppers.... these things are more difficult to grow in Diablotin.

• Xandhil nods
  

<Xandhil> maybe I can bring him something back :)
<Xandhil> the olives here are delicious
<Sotiris> Perhaps some preserved lemons and olives. They would travel well.

• Xandhil nods
  

<Xandhil> he would love that
<Xandhil> ("This is why you are the favoured child, Xan")
<Justen> (heh)
<Justen> ("all Taz brings us is knocked-up girls")

<@DiablotinNarrator> this dungeon is loaded with treasure they can't take ^-^
<BalthNote> WHY CAN'T THEY
<@DiablotinNarrator> ARCHAEOLOGY
<BalthNote> lol
<@DiablotinNarrator> "yup these certainly are a bunch of magic items. leave 'em there, so we can document and photograph them in situ"

<Curtana_desk> Steve did say that every D campaign has to end with one more god than the previous one
<Fishmalk> Can we have Sloth join? I like Sloth.
<Fishmalk> I feel like Sloth would be a god I can get behind.
<Lan-werk> I feel like maybe Sloth was not the best totem to follow when you were fleeing your demon-ravaged homeland in a hurry >.>
<Curtana_desk> it would definitely be a god you could get in front of
<Fishmalk> heee
<Curtana_desk> Horse, very effective ;)
<Lan-werk> yup
<Curtana_desk> apparently they actually managed to flee further ;)
<Lan-werk> that's why they made it farther away :V
<Lan-werk> gmta

Diablotin 3

IC

<@Hettienne> ... SO yeah, I dunno what it was doing.
<@Hettienne> Like ... a snaggle toothed midget elf... thing.

<@Dorien> Hey Geff... who's been down here recently?
<@Geff> By reports, a "creepy little elf".

• @Geff says dryly.
  
• @Dorien raises an eyebrow
  

<@Geff> Yeah, I don't know either.

<@Ralf> like, I've had wine plenty o' times, and this is some next level wine.
<@Denise> is that....good?
<@Ralf> shit yes.
<@Denise> okay!
<@Ander> It's all good, sweetheart :)

• @Ander pats you affectionately on the shoulder, except misses by about six inches.
  

<@Denise> You okay boss?
<@Ander> huh?
<@Denise> Maybe they gave us some of Dorien's wine ^-^
<@Ander> 'sall good....

• @Denise eyes ralf
  

<@Ralf> I think I'm gonna go dance
<@Denise> no..

• @Ralf is, let us say, not usually the 'dancing' type, unless it involves knives.
  

@Dorien> ...fuck this. I don't even really work here.

• @Dorien heads for the stairs
  

<@DiablotinNarrator> As you head to the stairs, something darts past you and ... stabs you in the leg, or tries to anyway
<@DiablotinNarrator> 1 is the minimum damage, so it's really just like a crappy little scrape on your leg

• @Dorien screams like a schoolgirl.
  

<@Aubrienne> Uh oh...looks like we might be bringing down the house.

<@Lan-werk> "The headline read 'TITS SAGGING AFTER SHOCKING SHOW', and there was a grainy photograph of the cabaret with its entrance cordoned off, and several city guards milling about."

<@Hettienne> Can't leave you damn kids alone for TWO FUCKING SECONDS.
<Ophira> She started it
<@Hettienne> I don't give a flying shit!
<@Hettienne> You don't fuck with MY work, unless you want me to make you look like a gods damned SAUSAGE
<@Hettienne> not that you need much help

<Hettienne> I lost years off my life in the worst place in the world, an' you're sorry.
<Nycki> Well, a bit. You seem like you made it out okay. Better'n gettin' drafted, huh?
<Hettienne> Are you fucking kidding me?!
<Hettienne> I had to keep a SHIV up my goddamn snatch for YEARS
<Nycki> Hope you remembered to pull it out, baby. You sound a bit touchy.

<Argent> . o O (what in the V' just happened)

<Dorien_Voclain> Field trip? Where to?

• Dorien_Voclain says as he takes a bite of a pastry
  

<Misery> The Shade. There's something weird I want to show you.
<Dorien_Voclain> ...Define weird.
<Misery> "Adjective: Unexpected, unfamiliar, unsettling."
<Dorien_Voclain> Has anyone ever told you you're a smart ass?

<Hugonel> I just don't understand why she'd kill him, and not me? Not that I'm objecting, mind you.
<@[Zola]> What if she's some sort of... vampire muse... ensnaring brilliant minds and then draining them of their energies ;_;
<Hugonel> Then my question is even more pertinent, don't you think?

<@Hettienne> So why am I here exactly?
<Dorien_Voclain> For the subtle part.
<@Hettienne> I think you can probably manage walking into a parking lot

• @Hettienne eyes him.
  

<@Hettienne> Probably.

OOC

[@Denise] although her fishs can be enchanted as natural weapons

<@Zola> I am absolutely nuking those colons
<@Curtana> is that a gay sex thing?

<Curtana_work> if you touch an elf and an SK together, they explode
<Curtana_work> SCIENCE
<malk-work> hee
<malk-work> Now we need to have nuclear elf accelerators where we shoot tiny bits of various elves together at high speeds to create energy.
<Lan-werk> ...
<BalthCat> hahaha
<Curtana_work> particelf accelerators?

<@BalthCat> Maybe the Jewels launched a man branch
<@BalthCat> Precious Metals
<@BalthCat> orsomething
<Forthright> the Man Jewels?
<@Curtana> lol
<@Curtana> Cat's idea is clever, yours is horrible

<Zola> Maybe they're twins
<Zola> Brass and Bronze
<Lan-soupthief> twins you say
<Lan-soupthief> red heads perhaps?
...
<Zola> Man, Alma's face if she found out
<Zola> Just one long sigh
<@Curtana> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
<@Curtana> that is the face

<BalthNote> In D modern liberals aren't going to use the phrase "moral grey area" for fear of seeming racist

<Zola> Also being tight lipped around Shady Shin over there *points to San* is hardly unreasonable :P
<@Elanya> racist
<Zola> Shady isn't a race... oh hahaha

<@Curtana> ...huh. that is an error.
<@Curtana> I have Ruchard's profession down as 'princess'.
<@Curtana> I mean unless there's something I don't know about him.

(on Eloi Sallembier)
<Lan-cleaning> I don't think he is necessarity evil
<Lan-cleaning> but if he is just a noraml human with nothing else weird gong on I'll be surprised >.>
<@Curtana> heh
<@Curtana> that's fair
<@Curtana> I mean he does have red hair.
<@Curtana> ergo, something weird is going on ;)
<Lan-cleaning> exactly :V
<Lan-cleaning> unless
<Lan-cleaning> ...
<Lan-cleaning> it's
<Lan-cleaning> a RED HAIRING :V

• @Gen secretly hopes for a pothead sorceror who goes by the name Dude Chillmage and buys product from Dorien.

<@Gen> Well 'pothead' - whatever the D3 equivalent is for pot
<@Hugonel> it's pronounced doo-day shillmazh

<@Dorien> The part of Eirini tonight will instead be played by a giant boiler explosion

<@Denise> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorboat#mediaviewer/File:Dorothy_Levitt_driving_the_Napier_motor_yacht_1903.jpg
<@Denise> motor boats are go :V
<@DiablotinNarrator> "driving the napier motor yacht" seems like a good euphemism
<@Denise> all the better for boating accidents
<@Hettienne> hee
<@DiablotinNarrator> HIGH SPEED boating accidents :D
<@Argent> im sure they are highly reliable :)
<@Hettienne> I don't think there are any boating accidents in this crop
<@Hettienne> amazingly
<@Gen> YET.

<@Lathra> And tonight's "Person most likely to get fired" award goes to...
<@Hugonel> Still Dorien.
<@DiablotinNarrator> Dorien all "hahah you can't fire me I don't work here!"
<@Hugonel> doesn't matter.
<@Hugonel> Still fired.

<@Gen> Some Psyrenes *are* terrorists.
<@Gen> But then, so are some Aveyronnais.
<Hugonel> #notallpsyrenes

<@Zola> because you are ginormous
<@Zola> Denise shops at Ladies of Gouge

<@Curtana> someone asked what Serpent services are like for kids and ... I'm scared to think about it.
<@Longpig> suggestive balloon animals

<Lan-flopped> what does a soul really do for you, anyway
<Lan-flopped> I mean
<Lan-flopped> really? :V
<Curtana_desk> it's your star-substance/godfood ;)
<malk-desk> It lets you play jazz.

<Zola> Zola informs everyone that her boobs are fantastic.

• Dorien_Voclain seconds Zola's statement
  

<Dorien_Voclain> though to be fair, as a scientist, I should do some hands-on testing before I declare the hypothesis sound.
<Zola> Scientist my butt
<Zola> no wait
<Dorien_Voclain> That too

<@[Zola]> What're they talkin' about?
<Denise> your mom
<Aubrienne> Likely not
<Denise> and how she "worships serpent"
<Denise> if you know what I mean
<@[Zola]> I'm pretty sure my father's serpent hasn't been worshipped in more than a decade.

<Dorien_Voclain> Craft (Buttocks) is a skill I feel like most people don't have points in.

<Dorien_Voclain> Alright, Operation Mushroom Penetration is a go!

<[Zola]> Just burn all the trees down, and if you start getting horrible nightmares, you know it's related.
<Denise> *snerk*
<Argent> I like her plan, except for the risk of burning the city
<[Zola]> <[Zola]> that's what they get for being poor and not building with brick
<@DiablotinNarrator> call it an urban renewal project

<Curtana> one of the most severe shortages they face in the undercity
<Curtana> vowels

<Curtana> really Diablotin Heritage Minutes would have like... 1 minute about House Ratte ;)
<Lan-home> :/
<Lan-home> They Came Out of the Sewer and are Weird! Moing on...
<Curtana> hee
<Lan-home> to house ox, apparently ;p
<Curtana> 1 minute on The Arch too, though, so don't feel too bad ;)
<Curtana> Soul eating - a part of our heritage

Channel Topics

Shanked by a fairy
Fine Like This
a RED HAIRING
Hey baby, you wanna come back to the jedquarters?
Kwisatz Raterach
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Operation Mushroom Penetration is a go!
what's a little ass biting between friends

Faust

OOC

(on Stjepan)
<Ya-Akove> he doesn't like anything!
<Stjepan> that's not truwe
<Stjepan> he likes swords
<Ya-Akove> we could have hot lesbo sex and he would be cranky
<Stjepan> he likes fighting
<Stjepan> he likes Sarcha
<Ya-Akove> well, I guess I could dress up like Sarcha, and Cynara could dress up like a sword, and we could have lesbo sex

Five Kingdoms

OOC

<Taharqa> (conflict only brings us closer together)
<Jola> (yeah because most of us don't have reach weapons)

<Jola> you suck cocks in hell Cat :p
<Xavier> I was comfy.

Legacy of the Ancients

OOC

<Shul> this combat is like an allegory for all of exia
<Shul> fumbling for hours on end towards a place we don't even really want to go

Legend of the Five Rings

• @Shiba_Tsukimi takes out the map
• @Shiba_Tsukimi pees at it

<@Hida_Nari> I can't believe I forgot about horse stabbing, that used to be my favourite thing

<@Hida_Nari> I r queen of crabz

Generic

<Elanya> threesomes are complicated!

<Narrator> Steve is playing the recorder in the bathroom -_-

<@BalthCat> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:English_mass_units_graph.svg <Etir> Fuck yeah <@BalthCat> That's why you people threw the tea overboard. <@BalthCat> Sick of all the units <Etir> "So, how do we measure this?" "Well, we.. uh... ok, this spoon.. then.. er.." "You have no idea do you." "We measure it by the harbor."

<@Elanya> it is actually harder for me to get off with a woman on top ... <@Elanya> >_< <@Elanya> meN

<@Legend> I love voice recognition <@Legend> "I'm really impressed" becomes "I'm rolling in Proust"

<@Ilphere> let me tell you <@Ilphere> when I heard about the rape fields of England I was a little concerned

<Nary> ~living underground/eating from a can/you've been running away/from what you don't understand/BEANS.