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<Dorien_Voclain> Craft (Buttocks) is a skill I feel like most people don't have points in.</br> | <Dorien_Voclain> Craft (Buttocks) is a skill I feel like most people don't have points in.</br> |
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Diablotin
IC
* Belden: We have a job to do, which does not include flirting with prostitutes.
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(Boden) IF YOU MAKE ME CHASE YOU FAR...I'LL HURT YOU MORE!!!
[Kalman] I volunteer not to be linked to Boden, mister I CAN'T NOT YELL IN TELEPATHIC CONTACT ;p
[Boden] Hey, I've been doin' better.
(Esmena) Would you like a drink? Compliments of the house.
Boden) Yes, of course.
- Boden needs to wet his whistle before he wets his whistle.
[Marcelyn] . o O ( kissing girls ain't so bad neither :o )
[Loch] and I take the rod.
[Belden] You sure do Loch... You sure do.'
[Pavo] I've got a part in a play!
[Phorien] Oh yes?
[Phorien] Congratulations :)
[Pavo] Yes, Adrius told me about it...
[Pavo] I got in pretty easy... it's his sister who's putting it on... but I'm excited to be involved anyway.
[Phorien] What is it?
[Phorien] The part, I mean.
[Pavo] It's a bawdy story called My Memory is Bad and the Log Isn't Posted Yet
- Kalman can't help but groin, though this isn't ecxactly the conversation he meant to be having... oh well
(Kalman) (GRIN)
(Narrator_) Kalman and Loch, you take the worst of it. You take 3 points of damage each, and you are at -4 AC and -2 attack due to itching, until I let you know otherwise ;)
(Kalman) (yay :p)
(Belden) (MALE ITCH)
- Boden is quite relaxed around these two...after all its Kalmans sister and some guy I've seen get a hand job...
(Boden) (Rob)OOOOHHHH YEAAAH!!!! TAKE THAT YOU IZZAGUIRES CUNT BITCH! BOOOYA!!
OOC
Diablotin 2
IC
[Sanadhil] I met her there on my trip this past fall
[Prof_Storms] Hmm, interesting. A very isolated place, I don't believe I've ever had the chance to meet anyone from Mirithene before.
[Prof_Storms] Well, she must have made quite an impression on you, that you brought her from Mirithene for the wedding :)
- Sanadhil smiles at her
- Dozilva smiles.
[Sanadhil] She is quite charming.
[Dozilva] And we are fucking.
- Dozilva adds helpfully.
[Sanadhil] .........
[Prof_Storms] o_O
[Dozilva] Oh, I'm sorry. That is the impolite term. We are 'sleeping together'.
- Emoune chats cheerfully the rest of the way through dinner, and doesn't embarrass her son tooooo much, apart from maybe some stories about things he did when he was little.
[Guillame] (I will need you to prepare a detailed account of those stories during the next downtime)
[Narrator] :Hungry. Hungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungry:
[Sanadhil] [sk] Hungry for what?
[Narrator] :Sustenance:
[Sanadhil] [sk] ...sustenence?
[Narrator] :Sacrifice:
- Sanadhil frowns slightly
- Sanadhil eyes Seth
[Sanadhil] hrm.
OOC
<Ilphere> San: you failed the will save, you are now gay. Welcome to Diablotin.
<Seth> Most people come for the sex and stay for the evil, but for you it's the other way around, eh?
<Ilphere> more like come for the evil, put up with the sex
<Alma> Aahhhh who am I going to vote for ! D:
<Guillame> Whoever you'd feel better about killing if they're a crap emperor :P
<Sanadhil> "Don't worry - uncle Pavo swang that way."
<Narrator> swang? :o
<Alma> Oh those elves! So funny, those elves.
<Narrator> They talk funny and have funny clothes!
<Sanadhil> heee
<Alma> Too bad they're all going to BURN IN HELL
<Narrator> it'll be a funny hell
<Boden> D2 gives me an erection.
- Sanadhil forms the 'elven bastards' club
- Sanadhil is president on account of being doubly qualified
<@Ilphere> there's faults like having a mullet or being friends with Seth and then there's faults like being a rapist is all I'm saying
<Vess> gay sex with Seth... how could I resist
<BalthCat> Alma is not having a threesome. <BalthCat> Especially not with some houseless girl and a midget!
<Elanya> I have been looking at gay bondage all afternoon instead of working. (see: Sendhel)
<Elanya> * Loinien hires Sendhel? ;)
<Elanya> Leonien
<Debbie> lol
<Debbie> And Loinien is probably not a bad nickname for him.
- lan-store is now known as Sendhel
- Etir tacks a 'p' on the end of lan's name
<Sanadhil> I'm saying that her child will have heritage from both aspects of the serpent <Sanadhil> and tits true blood
<@BalthCat> Learn What This Former Tribe Chief Does to Avoid Divination. Almas Hate Him.
<Guillame> It is impious to have too many shenannigans.
<@Guillame> So what do you call that act? The Antiquarians!
<@Alma> I would totally do Loick sometime if you're amenable Julie :)
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Diablotin 2.5: Homoventures
<Xandhil> maybe I will go for the ring of mind shielding
<DiablotinNarrator> I'll assume that's from Alma... she probably hoards them <Xandhil> she just buys them up so no one else wioll have them ;p |
[Xandhil] (Xan probably shapeshits to get dressed most of the time ;)
[Xandhil] (shapeshiFts!)
<Xandhil> things that are wrong: Homos in Andusk - no items match your search ;p
Mister Cat: How'd she get the air domain, is she stealing from Owl? >:| [referring to Mother Raina]
Mister Cat: oh druid
Xandhil Orecalo: yeah I was gonna say
Mister Cat: maybe that
Xandhil Orecalo: druid
Mister Cat: She's no MOTHER then >:|
Nary R. (GM): she had a kid ;) that's more that you did, BITCH
Xandhil Orecalo: hah
Mister Cat: I have many children. None of which are rats
Nary R. (GM): none of which were squeezed out your ghostly cooch
Mister Cat: Making my motherhood all the purer
<Xandhil> I should tell my father to come here just for the food @_@
<Sotiris> Perhaps it would remind him of his home - he is Cozovode, is that correct?
- Xandhil nods
<Xandhil> Half, anyway
<Sotiris> There are some similarities in the cuisine, I understand, although of course they do not eat meat. But olives, lemons, peppers.... these things are more difficult to grow in Diablotin.
- Xandhil nods
<Xandhil> maybe I can bring him something back :)
<Xandhil> the olives here are delicious
<Sotiris> Perhaps some preserved lemons and olives. They would travel well.
- Xandhil nods
<Xandhil> he would love that
<Xandhil> ("This is why you are the favoured child, Xan")
<Justen> (heh)
<Justen> ("all Taz brings us is knocked-up girls")
<@DiablotinNarrator> this dungeon is loaded with treasure they can't take ^-^
<BalthNote> WHY CAN'T THEY
<@DiablotinNarrator> ARCHAEOLOGY
<BalthNote> lol
<@DiablotinNarrator> "yup these certainly are a bunch of magic items. leave 'em there, so we can document and photograph them in situ"
<Curtana_desk> Steve did say that every D campaign has to end with one more god than the previous one
<Fishmalk> Can we have Sloth join? I like Sloth.
<Fishmalk> I feel like Sloth would be a god I can get behind.
<Lan-werk> I feel like maybe Sloth was not the best totem to follow when you were fleeing your demon-ravaged homeland in a hurry >.>
<Curtana_desk> it would definitely be a god you could get in front of
<Fishmalk> heee
<Curtana_desk> Horse, very effective ;)
<Lan-werk> yup
<Curtana_desk> apparently they actually managed to flee further ;)
<Lan-werk> that's why they made it farther away :V
<Lan-werk> gmta
Diablotin 3
IC
<@Hettienne> ... SO yeah, I dunno what it was doing.
<@Hettienne> Like ... a snaggle toothed midget elf... thing.
<@Dorien> Hey Geff... who's been down here recently?
<@Geff> By reports, a "creepy little elf".
- @Geff says dryly.
- @Dorien raises an eyebrow
<@Geff> Yeah, I don't know either.
<@Ralf> like, I've had wine plenty o' times, and this is some next level wine.
<@Denise> is that....good?
<@Ralf> shit yes.
<@Denise> okay!
<@Ander> It's all good, sweetheart :)
- @Ander pats you affectionately on the shoulder, except misses by about six inches.
<@Denise> You okay boss?
<@Ander> huh?
<@Denise> Maybe they gave us some of Dorien's wine ^-^
<@Ander> 'sall good....
- @Denise eyes ralf
<@Ralf> I think I'm gonna go dance
<@Denise> no..
- @Ralf is, let us say, not usually the 'dancing' type, unless it involves knives.
@Dorien> ...fuck this. I don't even really work here.
- @Dorien heads for the stairs
<@DiablotinNarrator> As you head to the stairs, something darts past you and ... stabs you in the leg, or tries to anyway
<@DiablotinNarrator> 1 is the minimum damage, so it's really just like a crappy little scrape on your leg
- @Dorien screams like a schoolgirl.
<@Aubrienne> Uh oh...looks like we might be bringing down the house.
<@Lan-werk> "The headline read 'TITS SAGGING AFTER SHOCKING SHOW', and there was a grainy photograph of the cabaret with its entrance cordoned off, and several city guards milling about."
<@Hettienne> Can't leave you damn kids alone for TWO FUCKING SECONDS.
<Ophira> She started it
<@Hettienne> I don't give a flying shit!
<@Hettienne> You don't fuck with MY work, unless you want me to make you look like a gods damned SAUSAGE
<@Hettienne> not that you need much help
OOC
[@Denise] although her fishs can be enchanted as natural weapons
<@Zola> I am absolutely nuking those colons
<@Curtana> is that a gay sex thing?
<Curtana_work> if you touch an elf and an SK together, they explode
<Curtana_work> SCIENCE
<malk-work> hee
<malk-work> Now we need to have nuclear elf accelerators where we shoot tiny bits of various elves together at high speeds to create energy.
<Lan-werk> ...
<BalthCat> hahaha
<Curtana_work> particelf accelerators?
<@BalthCat> Maybe the Jewels launched a man branch
<@BalthCat> Precious Metals
<@BalthCat> orsomething
<Forthright> the Man Jewels?
<@Curtana> lol
<@Curtana> Cat's idea is clever, yours is horrible
<Zola> Maybe they're twins
<Zola> Brass and Bronze
<Lan-soupthief> twins you say
<Lan-soupthief> red heads perhaps?
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<Zola> Man, Alma's face if she found out
<Zola> Just one long sigh
<@Curtana> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
<@Curtana> that is the face
<BalthNote> In D modern liberals aren't going to use the phrase "moral grey area" for fear of seeming racist
<Zola> Also being tight lipped around Shady Shin over there *points to San* is hardly unreasonable :P
<@Elanya> racist
<Zola> Shady isn't a race... oh hahaha
<@Curtana> ...huh. that is an error.
<@Curtana> I have Ruchard's profession down as 'princess'.
<@Curtana> I mean unless there's something I don't know about him.
(on Eloi Sallembier)
<Lan-cleaning> I don't think he is necessarity evil
<Lan-cleaning> but if he is just a noraml human with nothing else weird gong on I'll be surprised >.>
<@Curtana> heh
<@Curtana> that's fair
<@Curtana> I mean he does have red hair.
<@Curtana> ergo, something weird is going on ;)
<Lan-cleaning> exactly :V
<Lan-cleaning> unless
<Lan-cleaning> ...
<Lan-cleaning> it's
<Lan-cleaning> a RED HAIRING :V
- @Gen secretly hopes for a pothead sorceror who goes by the name Dude Chillmage and buys product from Dorien.
<@Gen> Well 'pothead' - whatever the D3 equivalent is for pot
<@Hugonel> it's pronounced doo-day shillmazh
<@Dorien> The part of Eirini tonight will instead be played by a giant boiler explosion
<@Denise> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorboat#mediaviewer/File:Dorothy_Levitt_driving_the_Napier_motor_yacht_1903.jpg
<@Denise> motor boats are go :V
<@DiablotinNarrator> "driving the napier motor yacht" seems like a good euphemism
<@Denise> all the better for boating accidents
<@Hettienne> hee
<@DiablotinNarrator> HIGH SPEED boating accidents :D
<@Argent> im sure they are highly reliable :)
<@Hettienne> I don't think there are any boating accidents in this crop
<@Hettienne> amazingly
<@Gen> YET.
<@Lathra> And tonight's "Person most likely to get fired" award goes to...
<@Hugonel> Still Dorien.
<@DiablotinNarrator> Dorien all "hahah you can't fire me I don't work here!"
<@Hugonel> doesn't matter.
<@Hugonel> Still fired.
<@Gen> Some Psyrenes *are* terrorists.
<@Gen> But then, so are some Aveyronnais.
<Hugonel> #notallpsyrenes
<@Zola> because you are ginormous
<@Zola> Denise shops at Ladies of Gouge
<@Curtana> someone asked what Serpent services are like for kids and ... I'm scared to think about it.
<@Longpig> suggestive balloon animals
<Lan-flopped> what does a soul really do for you, anyway
<Lan-flopped> I mean
<Lan-flopped> really? :V
<Curtana_desk> it's your star-substance/godfood ;)
<malk-desk> It lets you play jazz.
<Zola> Zola informs everyone that her boobs are fantastic.
- Dorien_Voclain seconds Zola's statement
<Dorien_Voclain> though to be fair, as a scientist, I should do some hands-on testing before I declare the hypothesis sound.
<Zola> Scientist my butt
<Zola> no wait
<Dorien_Voclain> That too
<@[Zola]> What're they talkin' about?
<Denise> your mom
<Aubrienne> Likely not
<Denise> and how she "worships serpent"
<Denise> if you know what I mean
<@[Zola]> I'm pretty sure my father's serpent hasn't been worshipped in more than a decade.
<Dorien_Voclain> Craft (Buttocks) is a skill I feel like most people don't have points in.
Channel Topics
Shanked by a fairy
Fine Like This
a RED HAIRING
Hey baby, you wanna come back to the jedquarters?
Kwisatz Raterach
Faust
OOC
(on Stjepan)
<Ya-Akove> he doesn't like anything!
<Stjepan> that's not truwe
<Stjepan> he likes swords
<Ya-Akove> we could have hot lesbo sex and he would be cranky
<Stjepan> he likes fighting
<Stjepan> he likes Sarcha
<Ya-Akove> well, I guess I could dress up like Sarcha, and Cynara could dress up like a sword, and we could have lesbo sex
Five Kingdoms
OOC
<Taharqa> (conflict only brings us closer together)
<Jola> (yeah because most of us don't have reach weapons)
<Jola> you suck cocks in hell Cat :p
<Xavier> I was comfy.
Legacy of the Ancients
OOC
<Shul> this combat is like an allegory for all of exia
<Shul> fumbling for hours on end towards a place we don't even really want to go
Legend of the Five Rings
- @Shiba_Tsukimi takes out the map
- @Shiba_Tsukimi pees at it
<@Hida_Nari> I can't believe I forgot about horse stabbing, that used to be my favourite thing
<@Hida_Nari> I r queen of crabz
Generic
<Elanya> threesomes are complicated!
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<Narrator> Steve is playing the recorder in the bathroom -_-
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<@BalthCat> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:English_mass_units_graph.svg
<Etir> Fuck yeah <@BalthCat> That's why you people threw the tea overboard. <@BalthCat> Sick of all the units <Etir> "So, how do we measure this?" "Well, we.. uh... ok, this spoon.. then.. er.." "You have no idea do you." "We measure it by the harbor." |
<@Elanya> it is actually harder for me to get off with a woman on top
... <@Elanya> >_< <@Elanya> meN |
<@Legend> I love voice recognition
<@Legend> "I'm really impressed" becomes "I'm rolling in Proust" |
<@Ilphere> let me tell you
<@Ilphere> when I heard about the rape fields of England I was a little concerned |
<Nary> ~living underground/eating from a can/you've been running away/from what you don't understand/BEANS.
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