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Diablotin

IC

* Belden: We have a job to do, which does not include flirting with prostitutes.

(Boden) IF YOU MAKE ME CHASE YOU FAR...I'LL HURT YOU MORE!!!

[Kalman] I volunteer not to be linked to Boden, mister I CAN'T NOT YELL IN TELEPATHIC CONTACT ;p
[Boden] Hey, I've been doin' better.

(Esmena) Would you like a drink? Compliments of the house.
Boden) Yes, of course.

• Boden needs to wet his whistle before he wets his whistle.
  

[Marcelyn] . o O ( kissing girls ain't so bad neither :o )

Diablotin 2

IC

[Sanadhil] I met her there on my trip this past fall

[Prof_Storms] Hmm, interesting. A very isolated place, I don't believe I've ever had the chance to meet anyone from Mirithene before.

[Prof_Storms] Well, she must have made quite an impression on you, that you brought her from Mirithene for the wedding :)

• Sanadhil smiles at her
• Dozilva smiles.

[Sanadhil] She is quite charming.

[Dozilva] And we are fucking.

• Dozilva adds helpfully.

[Sanadhil] .........

[Prof_Storms] o_O

[Dozilva] Oh, I'm sorry. That is the impolite term. We are 'sleeping together'.

• Emoune chats cheerfully the rest of the way through dinner, and doesn't embarrass her son tooooo much, apart from maybe some stories about things he did when he was little.
  

[Guillame] (I will need you to prepare a detailed account of those stories during the next downtime)

[Narrator] :Hungry. Hungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungry:
[Sanadhil] [sk] Hungry for what?
[Narrator] :Sustenance:
[Sanadhil] [sk] ...sustenence?
[Narrator] :Sacrifice:

• Sanadhil frowns slightly
  
• Sanadhil eyes Seth
  

[Sanadhil] hrm.

OOC

<Ilphere> San: you failed the will save, you are now gay. Welcome to Diablotin.

<Seth> Most people come for the sex and stay for the evil, but for you it's the other way around, eh?
<Ilphere> more like come for the evil, put up with the sex

<Alma> Aahhhh who am I going to vote for ! D:
<Guillame> Whoever you'd feel better about killing if they're a crap emperor :P

<Sanadhil> "Don't worry - uncle Pavo swang that way."
<Narrator> swang? :o

<Alma> Oh those elves! So funny, those elves.
<Narrator> They talk funny and have funny clothes!
<Sanadhil> heee
<Alma> Too bad they're all going to BURN IN HELL
<Narrator> it'll be a funny hell

<Boden> D2 gives me an erection.

• Sanadhil forms the 'elven bastards' club
  
• Sanadhil is president on account of being doubly qualified
  

<@Ilphere> there's faults like having a mullet or being friends with Seth and then there's faults like being a rapist is all I'm saying

<Vess> gay sex with Seth... how could I resist

<BalthCat> Alma is not having a threesome. <BalthCat> Especially not with some houseless girl and a midget!

<Elanya> I have been looking at gay bondage all afternoon instead of working. (see: Sendhel)

<Elanya> * Loinien hires Sendhel? ;)
<Elanya> Leonien
<Debbie> lol
<Debbie> And Loinien is probably not a bad nickname for him.

• lan-store is now known as Sendhel
  
• Etir tacks a 'p' on the end of lan's name
  

<Sanadhil> I'm saying that her child will have heritage from both aspects of the serpent <Sanadhil> and tits true blood

<Guillame> It is impious to have too many shenannigans.

<@Guillame> So what do you call that act? The Antiquarians!

<@Alma> I would totally do Loick sometime if you're amenable Julie :)

Diablotin 2.5: Homoventures

<Xandhil> maybe I will go for the ring of mind shielding <DiablotinNarrator> I'll assume that's from Alma... she probably hoards them <Xandhil> she just buys them up so no one else wioll have them ;p

[Xandhil] (Xan probably shapeshits to get dressed most of the time ;)
[Xandhil] (shapeshiFts!)

<Xandhil> things that are wrong: Homos in Andusk - no items match your search ;p

Mister Cat: How'd she get the air domain, is she stealing from Owl? >:| [referring to Mother Raina]
Mister Cat: oh druid
Xandhil Orecalo: yeah I was gonna say
Mister Cat: maybe that
Xandhil Orecalo: druid
Mister Cat: She's no MOTHER then >:|
Nary R. (GM): she had a kid ;) that's more that you did, BITCH
Xandhil Orecalo: hah
Mister Cat: I have many children. None of which are rats
Nary R. (GM): none of which were squeezed out your ghostly cooch
Mister Cat: Making my motherhood all the purer

<Xandhil> I should tell my father to come here just for the food @_@
<Sotiris> Perhaps it would remind him of his home - he is Cozovode, is that correct?

• Xandhil nods
  

<Xandhil> Half, anyway
<Sotiris> There are some similarities in the cuisine, I understand, although of course they do not eat meat. But olives, lemons, peppers.... these things are more difficult to grow in Diablotin.

• Xandhil nods
  

<Xandhil> maybe I can bring him something back :)
<Xandhil> the olives here are delicious
<Sotiris> Perhaps some preserved lemons and olives. They would travel well.

• Xandhil nods
  

<Xandhil> he would love that
<Xandhil> ("This is why you are the favoured child, Xan")
<Justen> (heh)
<Justen> ("all Taz brings us is knocked-up girls")

Diablotin 3

OOC

[@Denise] although her fishs can be enchanted as natural weapons

(on Eloi Sallembier)
<Lan-cleaning> I don't think he is necessarity evil
<Lan-cleaning> but if he is just a noraml human with nothing else weird gong on I'll be surprised >.>
<@Curtana> heh
<@Curtana> that's fair
<@Curtana> I mean he does have red hair.
<@Curtana> ergo, something weird is going on ;)
<Lan-cleaning> exactly :V
<Lan-cleaning> unless
<Lan-cleaning> ...
<Lan-cleaning> it's
<Lan-cleaning> a RED HAIRING :V

• @Gen secretly hopes for a pothead sorceror who goes by the name Dude Chillmage and buys product from Dorien.

<@Gen> Well 'pothead' - whatever the D3 equivalent is for pot
<@Hugonel> it's pronounced doo-day shillmazh

<@Dorien> The part of Eirini tonight will instead be played by a giant boiler explosion

<@Denise> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorboat#mediaviewer/File:Dorothy_Levitt_driving_the_Napier_motor_yacht_1903.jpg <@Denise> motor boats are go :V <@DiablotinNarrator> "driving the napier motor yacht" seems like a good euphemism <@Denise> all the better for boating accidents <@Hettienne> hee <@DiablotinNarrator> HIGH SPEED boating accidents :D <@Argent> im sure they are highly reliable :) <@Hettienne> I don't think there are any boating accidents in this crop <@Hettienne> amazingly <@Gen> YET.

Channel Topics

Shanked by a fairy
Fine Like This
a RED HAIRING
Hey baby, you wanna come back to the jedquarters?
Kwisatz Raterach

Faust

OOC

(on Stjepan)
<Ya-Akove> he doesn't like anything!
<Stjepan> that's not truwe
<Stjepan> he likes swords
<Ya-Akove> we could have hot lesbo sex and he would be cranky
<Stjepan> he likes fighting
<Stjepan> he likes Sarcha
<Ya-Akove> well, I guess I could dress up like Sarcha, and Cynara could dress up like a sword, and we could have lesbo sex

Five Kingdoms

OOC

<Taharqa> (conflict only brings us closer together)
<Jola> (yeah because most of us don't have reach weapons)

<Jola> you suck cocks in hell Cat :p
<Xavier> I was comfy.

Legacy of the Ancients

OOC

<Shul> this combat is like an allegory for all of exia
<Shul> fumbling for hours on end towards a place we don't even really want to go

Legend of the Five Rings

• @Shiba_Tsukimi takes out the map
• @Shiba_Tsukimi pees at it

<@Hida_Nari> I can't believe I forgot about horse stabbing, that used to be my favourite thing

<@Hida_Nari> I r queen of crabz

Generic

<Elanya> threesomes are complicated!

<Narrator> Steve is playing the recorder in the bathroom -_-

<@BalthCat> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:English_mass_units_graph.svg <Etir> Fuck yeah <@BalthCat> That's why you people threw the tea overboard. <@BalthCat> Sick of all the units <Etir> "So, how do we measure this?" "Well, we.. uh... ok, this spoon.. then.. er.." "You have no idea do you." "We measure it by the harbor."

<@Elanya> it is actually harder for me to get off with a woman on top ... <@Elanya> >_< <@Elanya> meN

<@Legend> I love voice recognition <@Legend> "I'm really impressed" becomes "I'm rolling in Proust"

<@Ilphere> let me tell you <@Ilphere> when I heard about the rape fields of England I was a little concerned