Difference between revisions of "11: The Elven Blessing"
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| − | Authiline was profoundly weary of humans. They were rude, impatient, and had no taste for authentic elven cuisine. And this party were the worst sort, demanding their food be hurried to them, then complaining that it was inadequately spiced. Of course it was - proper nhi-jen required three hours to marinate! She retreated into the kitchen on a wave of complaints. Andranic, her partner of six centuries, instantly sensed her frustration. | + | Authiline was profoundly weary of humans. They were rude, impatient, and had no taste for authentic [[Cozovodë|elven]] cuisine. And this party were the worst sort, demanding their food be hurried to them, then complaining that it was inadequately spiced. Of course it was - proper nhi-jen required three hours to marinate! She retreated into the kitchen on a wave of complaints. Andranic, her partner of six centuries, instantly sensed her frustration. |
<i>"Don't worry,"</i> he said in their tongue. <i>"When we close the inn for the night, I will soothe your spirits with song. Besides, I rubbed their lembas on my testicles."</i> | <i>"Don't worry,"</i> he said in their tongue. <i>"When we close the inn for the night, I will soothe your spirits with song. Besides, I rubbed their lembas on my testicles."</i> | ||
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Revision as of 21:00, 7 October 2008
Authiline was profoundly weary of humans. They were rude, impatient, and had no taste for authentic elven cuisine. And this party were the worst sort, demanding their food be hurried to them, then complaining that it was inadequately spiced. Of course it was - proper nhi-jen required three hours to marinate! She retreated into the kitchen on a wave of complaints. Andranic, her partner of six centuries, instantly sensed her frustration.
"Don't worry," he said in their tongue. "When we close the inn for the night, I will soothe your spirits with song. Besides, I rubbed their lembas on my testicles."
