Father Willem

What would Father Willem do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Father Willem do
When Father Willem was in the sewers
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical wererat sword
And saved the maidens fair
So what would Father Willem do
If were here today?
He'd stab a shadar-kai or two
That's what Father Willem do
And what would Father Willem do?
He'd call the rats in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Father Willem do
When Father Willem traveled
Through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil warforged king
And saved the human race again
And when Father Willem built
The Arch, he beat up Kavreshar
'Cause Father Willem doesn't
Take shit from anybody
So let's get all the rats together
And unite to save our plane
And we'll make lots of wererats too
'Cause that's what Father Willem do