Father Willem

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What would Father Willem do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Father Willem'd do

When Father Willem was in the sewers
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical wererat sword
And saved the maidens fair

So what would Father Willem do
If he were here today?
He'd stab a shadar-kai or two
That's what Father Willem do

And what would Father Willem do?
He'd call all the rats in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Father Willem'd do

When Father Willem traveled
Through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil warforged king
And saved the human race again

And when Father Willem built
The Arch, he beat up Kavreshar
'Cause Father Willem doesn't
Take shit from anybody

So let's get all the rats together
And unite to save our plane
And we'll make lots of wererats too
'Cause that's what Father Willem'd do